


There is a random event where a rogue Cathayan alchemist conducts a failed experiment with a Maw Shard.Especially hilarious when you imagine him learning the stupid reason they showed up. At least with Chaos or Kislev he'd at least understand why they're there, and the dragons of Cathay have a long history fighting Chaos. Even if he massacres the ogres and succeeds in his plan, the fact that they appeared at all would still be a complete Non Sequitur to him. So he's minding his own business, about to become a god, when suddenly some ogres appear in his sanctum looking for a meal. In other words, Be'lakor has every reason to believe that his ascension being interrupted isn't just unlikely, but nigh impossible. No matter who you're playing, you're only able to make it into the Forge of Souls to face Be'lakor because of a loophole revealed in the Tome of Fates.

Entering the final battle itself as the Ogre Kingdoms evokes what could be described as Fridge Humor.Another Ogre dilemma has them accidentally invent ketchup, and then get into an argument whether it deserves to be considered food or not.In a copious case of Black Comedy, it's possible for the Ogre Kingdoms to find a valley filled with miniature horses that come in all sorts of colors."I actually had to pause when I saw Greasus Initial D'ing his way across the screen.''
